Art style: Poop.
A medium shot in the golden auction room. Madame de Poop stands proudly, holding the glowing piece of poop and posing for a smartphone selfie with a smug, victorious grin. Next to her, Lord Ass is on his knees, crying comical streams of tears.
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FINAL STYLE ENFORCEMENT (this is the authoritative rendering directive — it overrides any style wording elsewhere in the prompt):
Render this image entirely in "Poop" style. Match the lighting grammar, material response, colour science, level of realism / stylisation, line weight, and shading model typical of "Poop". Keep the subject, composition, camera angle, lighting direction, and colour palette from the description above — but EVERY surface, skin, fabric, material, and environmental element must be rendered in the "Poop" idiom, not in any other medium.
